{"id":325,"date":"2006-11-20T16:53:49","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T16:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andresb.net\/?p=325"},"modified":"2006-11-20T16:53:49","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T16:53:49","slug":"cambiemos-el-planeta-con-un-orgasmo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/post\/2006\/11\/cambiemos-el-planeta-con-un-orgasmo\/","title":{"rendered":"Cambiemos el planeta con un orgasmo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mucho m\u00e1s atractivo que el <a href=\"http:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/post\/2006\/05\/cambiemos_la_trayectoria_de_la_tierra\">World Jump Day<\/a>, pero con efectos igualmente inexplicables, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalorgasm.org\/\">Global Orgasm<\/a> invita a todos a \u00abcambiar el campo de energ\u00eda de la Tierra a trav\u00e9s de la mayor fuente de energ\u00eda humana&#8230;\u00bb o algo as\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Sin entrar en consideraciones astrof\u00edsicas, creo que vamos a encontrar varios \u00abvivos\u00bb que van a tener una nueva excusa para acosar se\u00f1oritas, al menos hasta el 22 de diciembre.<\/p>\n<p>Repite conmigo: \u00abOrgasmo Mundial Sincronizado\u00bb. No hay caso, sigue sonando repugnante.<\/p>\n<p>Visto en <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adrants.com\/2006\/11\/long-lost-hippies-promote-world-peace-wit.php\">AdRants<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hell yeah, this one beats World Jump Day by far<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Are you ready to change \u00abthe energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy\u00bb? If you are, come (pun abso-fucking-lutely intended) with us next December 22nd.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalorgasm.org\">Global Orgasm<\/a> is giving losers an extra shot at getting laid by providing this excellent, if a little bit \u00abnew age-y\u00bb, excuse.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat after me: \u00abGlobal Synchronized Orgasm\u00bb. Nope, it still sounds awful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mucho m\u00e1s atractivo que el World Jump Day, pero con efectos igualmente inexplicables, Global Orgasm invita a todos a \u00abcambiar el campo de energ\u00eda de la Tierra a trav\u00e9s de la mayor fuente de energ\u00eda humana&#8230;\u00bb o algo as\u00ed. Sin entrar en consideraciones astrof\u00edsicas, creo que vamos a encontrar varios \u00abvivos\u00bb que van a tener [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andresb.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}